Ever Just the Same

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

sswaggie:

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

talking to people you want to be friend with more like

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

a-pet-misha-collins:

When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

amoying:

amoying:

lms if u have a crush on me

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thesadderbutwisergirl:

“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”